Re: 2 + 2 + 2 = 7
A woman wakes up in the wee hours of her 20th weeding anniversary to find her husband having a cup of coffee in the kitchen. She asks what he's doing and he tells her he couldn't sleep and was thinking about the old days. She asks him what specifically and he say the time when they were dating. She's touched and asks him if their was some specific that had him so nostalgic and a little sad looking.
He pauses and says "I was thinking about the time when we were foooling around in my car right after I graduated. Remember, your Dad caught us and shoved his Mossberg in the window and yelled that I was going to marry you or he'd see me in jail for 20 years."
She says "Oh yes, Daddy was sure mad at you since I was underage yet but why do you look so sad?"
"Because today is the day I would have gotten out!"
A woman wakes up in the wee hours of her 20th weeding anniversary to find her husband having a cup of coffee in the kitchen. She asks what he's doing and he tells her he couldn't sleep and was thinking about the old days. She asks him what specifically and he say the time when they were dating. She's touched and asks him if their was some specific that had him so nostalgic and a little sad looking.
He pauses and says "I was thinking about the time when we were foooling around in my car right after I graduated. Remember, your Dad caught us and shoved his Mossberg in the window and yelled that I was going to marry you or he'd see me in jail for 20 years."
She says "Oh yes, Daddy was sure mad at you since I was underage yet but why do you look so sad?"
"Because today is the day I would have gotten out!"