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[carbinemike]

Stone (but both beat siding)

Toilet paper over the top or under?

 

[Barnowl]

Top every time, under should be illegal.

Colt Walker, or Ruger Old Army

 

[Scoop]

Money no object-- Stone can fit anybody's artistic desires.

Garage overhead doors -- One double or two singles?

 

[ripjack13]

Top every time, under should be illegal.

Colt Walker, or Ruger Old Army

Ruger old army...

Money no object-- Stone can fit anybody's artistic desires.

Garage overhead doors -- One double or two singles?

2 singles....


If Jurassic Park was real, would you go there to visit?

 

[Barnowl]

A. Yes, but I'd dowse myself with pepper first.

Q. Easyrider, which bike, Dennis Hopper or Peter Fonda?

 

[WNCmotard]

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a puss

Hopper's bike, raked out choppers are only good at one thing.

Breakfast or Dinner as your favorite?

 

[Scoop]

I don't get up in time for a real breakfast... so Dinner for me.

Foosball or Air Hockey?

 

[carbinemike]

Foosball.

Spring or Autumn

 

[Scoop]

Spring is the "Escape from Winter." Back on the bike!

This is a question from the Army OCS Qualification Questionnaire [1965].

Mark one:
A - I am basically dishonest.
B - I am easily lead around by the nose.

 

[Barnowl]

A, I am basically dishonest. However, as that is an honest answer, where does that leave me ?

Kalashnikov or Thompson Sub.?

 

[Scoop]

A, I am basically dishonest. However, as that is an honest answer, where does that leave me ?

Interesting. That self-referent logic was what I used to justify my answer. For the record, I found out later that neither were disqualifying.

I carried the Tommy in the Huey. [Also had a Grease Gun, but it wasn't as classy.]

Contacts or Specs? [Don't need 'em? You will eventually.]

 

[ripjack13]

I have not tried contacts yet. But I do want some. Change my poop brown eyes to blue or green...

Metal rim or plastic glasses?

 

[Scoop]

Metal now. - [ripjack: I suggest you use a blue contact in the left eye and green in the right.]

Motor cycle drives:
Belt, chain, or shaft?

 

[CaddmannQ]

That's kind of a tough one. So much depends on the bike, but aside from that:

No chains for me. Too agricultural.

Shaft drive is nice unless you need to repair it and then it's very expensive.

Belt drive is the most efficient, but anybody with a pocket knife can disable your bike and cost you a $500 bill.

I remember in the old days guys
used to screw with my bike because they didn't like the fact that I rode a Kawasaki.


Soooo....Lacquer or Enamel?

 

[carbinemike]

Enamel. Lacquer is brittle and chips (car paint, right?)

Johnny Walker red or black?

 

[ripjack13]

Jim beam black...


Magician or ventriloquist?

 

[Ghmann]

Magicians are much more entertaining.

Lemon or Lime

 

[carbinemike]

Lime, it goes with gin.

Spend a Saturday with ripjack13 or mad dog Mattis?

 

[Scoop]

I want to see Rip's shop.

Ski on snow or water?

 

[Ghmann]

Snow. I've tried water. Can't do it.

Camera Phone or dedicated camera