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  1. Scoop

    Scoop .30-06

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    "I love deadlines; I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
    --Douglas Adams

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  2. Kadelic

    Kadelic .410 Supporter

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    From Heinlein's book Stranger In A Strange Land:

    "Honor necessity." - Then Man from Mars.
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  3. Djcala

    Djcala .30-06 Supporter

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    Quality is like buying oats -if you want nice, clean oats, you must pay a fair price; however - if you're satisfied with oats that have already been through the horse - such oats can be had a little cheaper!!
    ~Anonymous.
    Saw posted in LGS
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  4. OhioArcher

    OhioArcher Where's da fishes? Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    "She love you good, boom boom long time."

    "She says soul brother too beaucoup, too beaucoup.".

    Full Metal Jacket
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  5. Djcala

    Djcala .30-06 Supporter

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    Yuri Orlov:There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation That's one firearm for every twelve people on planet The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?
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  6. OhioArcher

    OhioArcher Where's da fishes? Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    "Never! All the armies of Europe, Asia, and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest, with a Bonaparte for a commander, could not by force take a drink from the Ohio or make a track on the Blue Ridge in a trial of a thousand years."

    Abraham Lincoln
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  7. OhioArcher

    OhioArcher Where's da fishes? Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    What? No one have a sense of humor on here? :confused:
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  8. Scoop

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    It's OK, OA. They were good lines from a great movie. More physiology than philosophy tho'. :thumbsup:
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  10. Djcala

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    Procrastination is like masturbation the only person your screwing is yourself !

    No clue who originally said it but used to say it alot.
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  11. OhioArcher

    OhioArcher Where's da fishes? Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    I think back then and there it was a philosophy. Bang-bang followed by boom-boom. Where ever they could get it...;)
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  12. dieselmudder

    dieselmudder .30-06 Elite Member "Philanthropist"

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    Your best laid plans, don't always get ya laid.

    Sent from my SM-G360V using Tapatalk
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  13. MikeD

    MikeD I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator "Philanthropist"

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    "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

    - Red Green
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  14. Scoop

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    Light travels faster than sound; that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
    -- Albert Einstein
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    Pawpaw .30-06 Supporter

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    “Congress, every time they make a joke, it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.” - Will Rogers
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    Invoking the supernatural can explain anything, and hence explains nothing.
    -- Richard Feynman, Physicist and bongo player

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  17. Djcala

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    Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end.”
  18. Ghmann

    Ghmann .270 WIN

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    It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
  19. OhioArcher

    OhioArcher Where's da fishes? Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    Don't poke the sleeping dog. Me
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  20. Pawpaw

    Pawpaw .30-06 Supporter

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    'Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms' should be the name of a convenience store chain, not a government agency.

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