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Single sentence philosophy

Discussion in 'Non-Work Safe' started by Scoop, Jul 21, 2017.

  1. Djcala

    Djcala .30-06 Supporter

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    “I am a soldier, I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight.”
    Patton
  2. CaddmannQ

    CaddmannQ 12g Supporter

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    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
  3. Scoop

    Scoop .30-06

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    Guard the coast, deliver the mail, then leave me the hell alone!

    Advice to the gummint from some Unknown Genius.
    I first heard it from my dad in the mid '50s.
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  4. Djcala

    Djcala .30-06 Supporter

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    Every hun has a purpose, even if it is to serve as a bad example.
    Attila
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  5. Rossignol

    Rossignol The Original Sheriff Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator Sponsor

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    It's better to burn out than to fade away.

    The Bad Guy
    Highlander
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  6. Scoop

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    Those who live by the sword...are probably pretty f***ing good at it!

    Lt. Bruce Braxton
    College Park, GA PD
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  7. MikeD

    MikeD I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator "Philanthropist"

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    The Kurgan!!
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  8. guymalloc

    guymalloc Copper BB

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    Don't take life to seriously, 'cause you'll never get out of it alive.

    Bugs Bunny
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  9. Scoop

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    You make a living by what you get; you make a life by what you give.
    - Winston Churchill

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  10. Ghmann

    Ghmann .270 WIN

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    Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.


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  11. MarkStar

    MarkStar .22LR

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    Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
    Robert Heinlein
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  12. Scoop

    Scoop .30-06

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    A man wearing a helmet defending his country should make more money
    than a man wearing a helmet defending a football

    ---Anonymous
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  13. MikeD

    MikeD I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator "Philanthropist"

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    I can't believe I forgot this one, it's been my email sig for years:

    "Either stop sucking or get the :mad: out of the way"

    - Sam Halpern
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  14. Scoop

    Scoop .30-06

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    "The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
    --Douglas Adams

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  15. CaddmannQ

    CaddmannQ 12g Supporter

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    @Scoop
    I've worked on a number of cars like that. "To change the right rear spark plug you drain the radiator, remove the heater core and the right front engine mount, and allow the engine to drop 1.4 inches."
  16. Scoop

    Scoop .30-06

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    No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days.
    -- Titus Maccius Plautus, playwright, ca. 200 BC
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  17. Diescrap95

    Diescrap95 .22LR

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    A fart is the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.
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  18. Woods Wanderer

    Woods Wanderer .410

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    The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.

    Albert Einstein
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  19. Bvhawk

    Bvhawk .22LR

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    My dad used to say something similar, our vacations were always short stays anywhere we went.
  20. Woods Wanderer

    Woods Wanderer .410

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    Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

    Mark Twain
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