Discussion in 'Non-Work Safe' started by Scoop, Jul 21, 2017.
“I am a soldier, I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight.”
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Guard the coast, deliver the mail, then leave me the hell alone!
Advice to the gummint from some Unknown Genius.
I first heard it from my dad in the mid '50s.
Every hun has a purpose, even if it is to serve as a bad example.
It's better to burn out than to fade away.
The Bad Guy
Those who live by the sword...are probably pretty f***ing good at it!
Lt. Bruce Braxton
College Park, GA PD
Don't take life to seriously, 'cause you'll never get out of it alive.
You make a living by what you get; you make a life by what you give.
- Winston Churchill
Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
A man wearing a helmet defending his country should make more money
than a man wearing a helmet defending a football
I can't believe I forgot this one, it's been my email sig for years:
"Either stop sucking or get the out of the way"
- Sam Halpern
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
I've worked on a number of cars like that. "To change the right rear spark plug you drain the radiator, remove the heater core and the right front engine mount, and allow the engine to drop 1.4 inches."
No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days.
-- Titus Maccius Plautus, playwright, ca. 200 BC
A fart is the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.
The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.
My dad used to say something similar, our vacations were always short stays anywhere we went.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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