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  1. Scoop

    Scoop .30-06

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    I have no problems with my enemies; but my goddamned friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights.

    Warren G. Harding
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  2. ripjack13

    ripjack13 Resident Sawdust Maker Staff Member Administrator Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    You can do anything you set your mind to do...You just can't do everything.
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    ripjack13 Resident Sawdust Maker Staff Member Administrator Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    "Never fall in love with anything that can't love you back"
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    ripjack13 Resident Sawdust Maker Staff Member Administrator Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    "Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one." .....:oops2:
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    Dieing ain't much of a living.

    You can't fix stupid.

    The men you give me are clay to mold, he is sand you cant mold sand.
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    How come you never see a headline like "Psychic wins Lottery?"

    Jay Leno
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  7. MikeD

    MikeD I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator "Philanthropist"

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    Do or do not. There is no try

    - Yoda
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    the future lies before you like a field of fallen snow, be careful how you tread it, for every step will show.

    -Unknown
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  9. ripjack13

    ripjack13 Resident Sawdust Maker Staff Member Administrator Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    CaddmannQ 12g Supporter

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    It took me a minute to catch on RipJack . . .is that little Smiley having a case of diarrhea?
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  11. ripjack13

    ripjack13 Resident Sawdust Maker Staff Member Administrator Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    Hahahaaaaa....no doubt.
  12. MikeD

    MikeD I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator "Philanthropist"

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    “Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you're right.”

    Henry Ford
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  13. Scoop

    Scoop .30-06

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    [​IMG]

    -- Wally
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    CaddmannQ 12g Supporter

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    Sturgeon's law:
    "Nothing is always absolutely so."

    Sturgeons revelation:
    "90% of everything is crap."

    ( Theodore Sturgeon's Revelation is commonly misquoted as Sturgeon's Law & It is generally taken to refer to literary works as being 90% crap.)
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  15. Scoop

    Scoop .30-06

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    The best way to predict the future is to create it.

    -- Abraham Lincoln
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    CaddmannQ 12g Supporter

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    Scoop, that's got to be one of the finest pieces of thought that was ever thunk by a thinker, in all of history.
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  17. Woods Wanderer

    Woods Wanderer .410

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    Live your life like somebody left the gate open.
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    Scoop .30-06

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    Good people carry guns and they will shoot you graveyard dead.

    Sheriff Grady Judd, Polk County Florida
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    Scoop .30-06

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    "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."

    — Jackie Mason
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    Scoop .30-06

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    “If you were going to be in a fight for your life tomorrow, how would you train today?”

    Sgt. Keith Wenzel Dallas (TX) PD
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