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"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from." No Country For Old Men
I read as many bumper stickers as I can, this making me more informed than the average voter.
-- Scott Adams
-- Creator of Dilbert
Coffee With Scott Adams is my regular morning show.
Remember kiddies, you can vote your way into Communism but you have to shoot your way out!
-- Author Unknown
My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician... and to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!
[Personal note: I met Harry S. Truman when he was making college tours. In 1963 he visited Grinnell College, IA, and stayed in the house across the street from my residence hall.
In addition to an auditorium lecture he held an impromptu "press conference" type Q&A session before a gaggle of students. He stood on the house porch and fielded question for about 20 minutes. Every thing from WW1 service and FDR to the atom bomb.
My favorite quote from HST was his answer to speculative questions like "What would you have done if Japan..."
He would always respond, "I don't answer if-and-or-but questions"]
Well nowadays piano players get more respect....
Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.
-- Ronald Reagan
“The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings and the inherent virtue of Socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.”
--House of Commons, 22 October 1945.
A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2
Go ugly early
And a hits a hit
Words of wisdom to this proby on graduation day from the 6th Division Comander FDNY
“Now we have but two parties, patriots and traitors.”
..... General U S Grant
It's called the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of Privileges.
"The philosophy of gun control: Teenagers are roaring through town at 90MPH, where the speed limit is 25, so the solution is to lower the speed limit to 20."
- Samuel T. Cohen, "Father of the neutron bomb"
What a difference a year can make.
I'm so happy I could just.....
Eat a piece of cake.
Hey buddy, CNN is going tits up so that’s a cheerful note!
I hope my stockbroker didn’t invest in CNN.
But if he did I hope it gets brought up by a conservative interest and made into a success.
The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound."
-- L. Neil Smith
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xkcd: Next Slide Please 2470
If you’re going to die, at least die trying not to…..unknown
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