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"The Kit"

Discussion in 'Long Guns' started by Ripsnortr, Jun 8, 2012.

  1. Ripsnortr

    Ripsnortr 20g

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    I have heard the legend of "The Kit" in the AR thread of Olde and decided to dedicate a thread to its glory!

    "The Kit" of this thread will be your pistol, shotgun, and long gun of choice. Photograph 'em together (creatively if you can) and post them here.

    As it was said and so it shall be written.
  2. Rossignol

    Rossignol The Original Sheriff Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator Sponsor

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    :lol: Love it! Generations will dedicate song and written word to "The Kit"!

    I'll be gettin some pics! ;)
  3. LAZY EYED SNIPER

    LAZY EYED SNIPER Overwatch Staff Member Global Moderator Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    :shock: Oooooh, photo op!

    Where's my camera...
  4. jimmydeuce

    jimmydeuce .270 WIN

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    I'm bored and since it's already beer:30 at my house here's a glamour shot...I mean battle ready shot. Dude, I'm so battle ready I'm changin' my name to Jimmy the Kit. :twisted:
    So is it written, So shall it be done!!!
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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  5. mingaa

    mingaa Raconteur

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    Behold THE KIT - And as the scribes have written "the three potent projectors of this kit shall be black, each of them black from one end to the other end with nothing in between that is not also black. The insides of the three devices shall also be black and no other color than black shall each of the three be—unless one finds a fantastic sale in OD green then the rare substitution may be made. The containers that hold the potent projectors shall also be black - nay, they may not be blue, taupe, putty, cerulean, magenta, gold or even of deep slate. Black is the color that they shall be. ALSO the holders of the bright shiny projectiles shall also be black as shall the devices from which they hang for black is the color of THE KIT as it has been and as it shall always be - so it be said and so it shall be.

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  6. mingaa

    mingaa Raconteur

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    Ah - Jimmy beat me to it. But I have a plan B that I shall launch! :geek:
  7. mingaa

    mingaa Raconteur

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    THE KIT JR.

    [​IMG] Hehe!
  8. bsipes30

    bsipes30 .270 WIN

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    Dude I laughed so hard whe I read this!! Absolutely hilarious!
  9. LAZY EYED SNIPER

    LAZY EYED SNIPER Overwatch Staff Member Global Moderator Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    Nicely done mingaa.

    Great lookin KITs gentlemen...
  10. ripjack13

    ripjack13 Resident Sawdust Maker Staff Member Administrator Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I guess THE KIT JR. can be "colorful" then?
  11. Rossignol

    Rossignol The Original Sheriff Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator Sponsor

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    :lol: Me too! Excellent man! Thats awesome!!! What a fun thread this will be, I'm gonna get pics today for sure!
  12. LAZY EYED SNIPER

    LAZY EYED SNIPER Overwatch Staff Member Global Moderator Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    Dammit,

    We're in the middle of movin to the new house. If I take time out to snap more pics of my guns the Mrs. is liable to scissor kick me in the head. Gonna have to wait, for now...
  13. Rossignol

    Rossignol The Original Sheriff Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator Sponsor

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    Dont be scared. They already know we're idiots. Why not do more dumb stuff like unpack already packed boxes and hold up the process?
  14. ripjack13

    ripjack13 Resident Sawdust Maker Staff Member Administrator Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    ^^^^If she asks wth are you doing just shrug your shoulders and say i was looking for my camera to take some pix of my guns for the guys on the forum......
  15. Rossignol

    Rossignol The Original Sheriff Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator Sponsor

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    ^^^Yeah, that!
  16. John A.

    John A. Unconstitutional laws are not laws. Staff Member Administrator Global Moderator

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    Sadly, I don't have any particular guns earmarked for any kind of "kit".

    I guess that I have been blessed.

    I usually quickly decide what I want it to be today depending on my mood and how I feel and go with that :lol:

    But I don't have a standard "kit assortment".
  17. mingaa

    mingaa Raconteur

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    Well, it's got SOME black in it! :lol:
  18. mingaa

    mingaa Raconteur

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    Apologies to Monty Python writers!! Thanks. :D
  19. Rossignol

    Rossignol The Original Sheriff Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator Sponsor

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    Yeah dude, neither do I, never thought about it that way, but this just kinda came up spur of the moment and seemed pretty fun! :D
  20. Rossignol

    Rossignol The Original Sheriff Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator Sponsor

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    I'd like to propose an ammendment to the Monty Pythonesque rules of the kit.

    While there is provision for OD green in the black between the black on one end and the black on the other end with black inbetween the two ends being all black, I believe we should ammend to include all of God's natural colors being that they compliment and even improve upon the black contained therein being all black between the black from one end to black on the other, that its possible for shades of green and shades of brown including FDE, Tan, Coyote, Sand, Desert, Foliage, OD, Ranger green and the like, but not so much as to include salmon, beige, vermillion, perywinkle, maize and others... That the black may retain its blackness in appearance while being supported by other complimentary colors to black that "The Kit" may look in all aspects, black from beginning to black on the opposite end with black being between the black from here to there.

    Follow?

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