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Christmas Carols For the Covid Age.


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These were from the Babylon Bee & it’s just too funny not to steal, but go watch the whole video on their site.

All your favorite Covid Christmas carols in one place!

Baby, there’s Covid Outside

Silent Media

Do You Fear What I Fear

Have Yourself a Lonely Little Christmas

Carol of the Bells Palsy

Santa Claus is Staying at Home

All I Want for Christmas is Ivermectin

Jab To The World

Fauci the Vaxman

Ave Moderna

Good king Brandon

Variant Both Meek and Mild

Mary Did You Know (about the vaccine mandate)
Fauci the Vaxman

(Actually, this is somehow morphs to the tune of Rudolph the red nose reindeer.)

Fauci the wealthy Vaxman,
Was a smiling jolly elf
Stuck in the butt one Christmas Day,
With a needle on the shelf.

Fauci the Vaxman
is a legend so they say
And he vaxed the town
of New Rochelle
By himself on Christmas Day.

Then one lazy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Vaxman with your needles bright
Won’t you Jab my elves tonight?

Then all the elves got quiet
Overcome by DC charms
Fauci the high-paid Vaxman
Jabbed them in their elvish arms!

Now the high-paid Vaxman
Sped into the frozen night
20,000 elves were vaxxed that time,
If Fauci had it right.

Then all the elves were puking.
Feverish and taking pills.
High colonic horse dewormers,
Cannot deconstruct their ills.

Fauci the published Vaxman
Sent them all his litany
Of jabs and pills
and chemicals
And was burned in effigy.