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Funny quotes and sigs

Sn3aKyGuY

.30-06
So I was on GlockTalk.com today and a few of the user sigs got me rollin I just had to share them.

"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs.

You are such a good friend that if you and me were the last two people trapped on a sinking boat with only 1 life vest left, i would remember and pray for you every day.
 
Two lions broke loose at the circus and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
“Does this taste funny to you?”

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected !

Dogs have Owners...Cats have Staff.
 
SHOOTER13 said:
Two lions broke loose at the circus and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
“Does this taste funny to you?”

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected !

Dogs have Owners...Cats have Staff.

hahahhaha man is that the truth!!!!
 
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