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Bobster

.30-06
Long Pig is on my "things to try" food menu as well as modern day Sea Cow (sirenia). :D A mild sweet and sour sauce would be in attendance. I've had cheval and would eat it again. I'd rather chew flesh than crunch on exoskelatal creatures or mushy shit like schafslunge or monkey brains... ;)
 

CaddmannQ

.50 BMG
They should make a car that runs on beer. Beer is easier to find than gasoline and nowadays it is about the same price per gallon.

If the car breaks down at least you’ve got something to drink until help shows up.
 

John A.

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They should make a car that runs on beer. Beer is easier to find than gasoline and nowadays it is about the same price per gallon.

If the car breaks down at least you’ve got something to drink until help shows up.

Beer doesn't have enough alcohol.

But this does.

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hombre243

.30-06
We can make that now. It blew up as I recall… ;)

But imagine Beer Fusion.

With Beer Fusion, it gives up all the energy. Not just pitiful stoneage combustion. It would be so efficient!

You could run the car just on the stale leftovers people didn’t finish.

Of course there would be a long line on the highways from people pickin up beer cans and emptying them into the tank...then tossing them back, leaving all dry cans. And not an orange bag in sight...
 
We can make that now. It blew up as I recall… ;)

But imagine Beer Fusion.

With Beer Fusion, it gives up all the energy. Not just pitiful stoneage combustion. It would be so efficient!

You could run the car just on the stale leftovers people didn’t finish.
Lol you must have seen the movie Young Einstein, starring Australian film legend Yahoo Serious. He invented the atomic bomb while trying to put bubbles into beer for his dad…lol
 

Ernst

.30-06
"Philanthropist"
Burma Shave Signs - Some of the best for those who remember from the the 1920's thru the early 1960's.

DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
Burma Shave

TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP
Burma Shave

SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE
Burma Shave

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
Burma Shave

DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING
Burma Shave

BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE
Burma Shave

CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND A LITTLE MORE STEER
Burma Shave

SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT
Burma Shave

THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE
Burma Shave

AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?
Burma Shave

NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU
Burma Shave

A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPIN'
Burma Shave

AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY
Burma Shave

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE
Burma Shave

THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING
Burma Shave

CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma Shave

PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW
Burma Shave
 
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