CaddmannQ
.50 BMG

A cop stops a stoned (or rather dull witted and "happy") black guy with expired license and no insurance card, who stares for minutes in confusion at his own paperwork. When he realizes he's going to be searched for drugs he suddenly takes off, dragging the officer, stops, and takes off again. The LEO managed to shoot him in the leg before being tossed to the roadway.
Rocky Money Rudolph, Junior, was later arrested and hospitalized.
Too bad he didn't shoot his balls off.
This loser will live to reproduce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=VplpV1lZyLA