I'm glad I'm here to help another brother, I really haven't put anything on it. It's camo and it's deadly. What you wrote was funny as hell, I needed a good laugh. Happy Thanksgiving!
I found this website today, looking forward to learning and getting a lot of information about Mossbergs. I bought a 930 SPX, I love it. I own 2 other Mossbergs, all great guns. Hope to get advice and make new friends.