Wow!
I can't do this stuff where I live, or else you folks would be witnessing the great zucchini squashing of 2016.
Take one 2" dia PVC sched 40 pipe 10' long.
Cram that thing full with 200 zucchini. Plastic cap one end
.357 mag 158 gr HPMJ wadcutter shot from the 16" Henry Carbine.. *BANG*
One shot, and you pour it out the other end, and add salt.
Hot zucchini soup!