Yeah, that was hilarious!! Reminds me of the speech I've been rehearsing for the boys who will no doubt be showing up around here before to long (I have a beautiful 13 yr old cheerleader daughter). It'll probably go like this.... As I invite him into my shop, cleaning a gun, ALL my knives, spears, guns, handcuffs, etc. pretty much every deadly thing I own laying out in clear view. "Son, I take it my daughters shared with you already how crazy SOB I am. Well, it's ALL true!! She tell ya we got 100 acres in Caldwell, right? Well, we don't harvest out there. We like our pigs, coyotes, deer, etc. that live out there and our feeders stay full to keep em around. You know pigs eat anything and coyotes LOVE carrion right? So just keep that in mind. You seem like a smart mouth, punk ass beatnik, I'm sure your folks wont even ask any questions or come looking for ya." LOL Or something close to that