their fate was not their own, as if being dictated by an unknown author. Maybe even a ghost writer, using a pen name. In any case, they pressed on, unable to exercise free will, they trudged towards the first major challenge. The...
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...Moms Demand Action rally. It was heading right for them and it was the entire group in one location. All 12 Mom's descended upon them. Just as Shannon Watts raised her protest sign to hit them, the ghost of Charlton Heston appeared and...
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Whilst giving the one finger salute to the gun control nazis...she rolled on the power and shot a rain of very evil rocks in their general direction. Heston's ghost bid them continue and so on they sped with blinding fury straight into......
...Into A douchbag who had just held up 2 stores and did a home invasion. The guy went flying in the air like the nun he was thinking about.
The Sally Field nun. Not the amazon nun. But if it could have been an amazon, why couldn't it be Wonder Woman he thought. Then the bad guy landed with a thud. It sounded like a big ol slab of steak on the counter. Mmmm....sounds good. They didn't need to stop. They didn't even look back. They were on a mission....but first they needed to stop in at ....
The Sally Field nun. Not the amazon nun. But if it could have been an amazon, why couldn't it be Wonder Woman he thought. Then the bad guy landed with a thud. It sounded like a big ol slab of steak on the counter. Mmmm....sounds good. They didn't need to stop. They didn't even look back. They were on a mission....but first they needed to stop in at ....
Dixie Cup, as she was known around these parts, developed an allergy to latex while being forced to work in a balloon shop as a child (child labor laws were often overlooked). The condoms were going to be used as a distraction to allow Guido and the nun to enter @nitesite undetected. The sheep skin condoms have one drawback. Dixie Cup knew this. They give off a unique...
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Bleating noise & a baaaad burnt mutton odor when Nancy Pelosi uses them for...
Her mother's famous meatloaf recipe that nobody else can seem to re-create.
Guido blesses the meatloaf, not knowing of the illicit birth control devices baked inside it's catsup drenched exterior, and he proceeds to serve up small portions to the hungry politicians who have somehow materialized out of the very woodwork, lured in by the smell of Nancy's gastronomic masterpiece.
Suddenly the entire room is overwhelmed by the mesmerizing smell, and politicians and nuns start struggling in a desperate frenzy to grab their share of the loaf. Plates and spoons are flying everywhere, and John Kerry leaps onto the table head first, trying to grab the loaf from Guido's grasp.
The table collapses on Kerry's end, catapulting the fabulous meatloaf through the air, out the transom window, and into....
...feed the meatloaf to his dog who contracted a bad case of gas from all the catsup, and started farting out condoms inflated with methane gas.
Unfortunately, the third one snagged a neon sign above the barbershop and exploded with a.....
Unfortunately, the third one snagged a neon sign above the barbershop and exploded with a.....