Welcome to Mossberg Owners, thats a sweet firearm!!!
#1. We have to know the back story on the sex with zombies thing.
#2. You skate too?
#3. Have you fired pistol grip only shotguns like the JIC?
#4. Have you done any bird hunting? Do it one time and you'll be lookin for your own dog!
If youre wantin another gun for HD/SD, have you considered something like the Persuader with 8 round capacity but with a shorter stock? They can often be found for about $300 with a matte finish.
I was at a local place here last night called Jungle Jims. Its an international private owned market where you can find anything from alligator to kangaroo meat. Buffalo, and baby octopus salad.Every imaginable fruit and fish. Cheese, beer, whiskey, wine, sausage... heck chopsticks and cuttlery too! Point is they also sell pheasant. FOR $30 A BIRD!!! Theres a good deal of meat on a pheasant, not as much on wild birds as on farmed birds, but still, plenty of meat. Two of those birds on an open flame with just a little seasoning is an excellent meal!!! And its exciting, I highly recommend it if ever you have a chance!
Again, Welcome to MO and thanks for the kind words regarding the forum!