Me thinks too many people need to move out of moms' basement and be introduced to the R-E-A-L world.
If this is all it takes to trigger them, God help them if they ever reach level 8 on super Mario brothers and get killed on the last bridge trying to jump over Bowser just before saving princess peach.
I guess most of them would melt if they knew every character except Mario is an npc in Super Mario Brothers.