After my wife helped me install the new InSinkErator I wrote a large monologue about the experience.
My wife is a lovely woman. She is a wonderful soul who spent her whole life teaching little kids to read and do arithmetic and go to the bathroom instead of wetting their pants.
But she and Technology of every sort and electricity in particular are totally unknown to each other, with one glaring exception.
She learned an awful lot about operating computers from living with me and she became the computer advisor among all the teachers at her school.
But if you gave her a piece of wire with nothing hooked to either end of it she would still be worried she was going to get a shock.
My wife is a lovely woman. She is a wonderful soul who spent her whole life teaching little kids to read and do arithmetic and go to the bathroom instead of wetting their pants.
But she and Technology of every sort and electricity in particular are totally unknown to each other, with one glaring exception.
She learned an awful lot about operating computers from living with me and she became the computer advisor among all the teachers at her school.
But if you gave her a piece of wire with nothing hooked to either end of it she would still be worried she was going to get a shock.