Ode to Jim Carrey

[Ttutt]

sung to the tune of "If I only had a brain"

I would wile away the hours
pickin' off the prowlers
who'd break into my home.
and then, I was thinkin',
i'd go and do some plinkin'
if I only had a gun.

A word for any lib'ral
who'd try to take my pistol
it'll bring you only pain.
Mr. Carrey, he can bite me
i would hunt feral hogs nightly
if I only had a gun.

Oh I could tell you why
my shoulder would be so sore.
I'd shoot guns ive never shot before
then i'd reload, and shoot some more.

Not to say all this for nuffin'
the smoke would be a puffin'
the bullets, they would rain.
i would never be dejected
cause my rights could be protected
if I only had a gun.

 

[John A.]

I've never liked watching him. I can't think of a single film he's been in that was "good".

Had nothing to do with his recent stupid comments.

 

[MikeD]

I liked dumb and dumber but looking back it was because of Jeff Daniels. He's (Carey) the typical Hollywood twit that will do or say anything to keep his name in the news. God bad or otherwise his name is relevent for a bit longer

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[carbinemike]

typical Hollywood twit that will do or say anything to keep his name in the news

That's what I was thinking. Career falling to the wayside...do something outrageous to suck up to the elite!