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.270 WIN
sung to the tune of "If I only had a brain"
I would wile away the hours
pickin' off the prowlers
who'd break into my home.
and then, I was thinkin',
i'd go and do some plinkin'
if I only had a gun.
A word for any lib'ral
who'd try to take my pistol
it'll bring you only pain.
Mr. Carrey, he can bite me
i would hunt feral hogs nightly
if I only had a gun.
Oh I could tell you why
my shoulder would be so sore.
I'd shoot guns ive never shot before
then i'd reload, and shoot some more.
Not to say all this for nuffin'
the smoke would be a puffin'
the bullets, they would rain.
i would never be dejected
cause my rights could be protected
if I only had a gun.
I would wile away the hours
pickin' off the prowlers
who'd break into my home.
and then, I was thinkin',
i'd go and do some plinkin'
if I only had a gun.
A word for any lib'ral
who'd try to take my pistol
it'll bring you only pain.
Mr. Carrey, he can bite me
i would hunt feral hogs nightly
if I only had a gun.
Oh I could tell you why
my shoulder would be so sore.
I'd shoot guns ive never shot before
then i'd reload, and shoot some more.
Not to say all this for nuffin'
the smoke would be a puffin'
the bullets, they would rain.
i would never be dejected
cause my rights could be protected
if I only had a gun.