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OMG...THAT'S hilarious
 

John A.

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Sorry, not a picture. You have to read this one. There may be crayons later.
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The story of the snowman:



It had been snowing all night. So at ....





8:00 I made a snowman.





8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.





8:15 So, I made a snow woman





8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere





8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead





8:22 The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts





8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.





8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white..





8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa





8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended





8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role





8:43 The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction





8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.





9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.





9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... My children are taken by social services





9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded





Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it's going to get worse
 

John A.

Unconstitutional laws are not laws.
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OK, I know some of you like pictures, so here's a picture of a snowman.

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