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  1. Scoop

    Scoop .30-06

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    Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
    -- Mark Twain

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  2. Djcala

    Djcala .30-06 Supporter

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    Bragging I can always fire a nice 1/2" ragged hole with my .45 , its when I fire that second shot things can get out hand. :)
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  3. Elbert Garrett

    Elbert Garrett .30-06 Supporter

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    Can`t always trust a fart....
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  4. meanstreak

    meanstreak .30-06 Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    The older one gets the more truth there is to that.
  5. Scoop

    Scoop .30-06

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    The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.

    --Oscar Wilde
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  6. Pawpaw

    Pawpaw .30-06 Supporter

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    If it's got wheels or tits, it'll give you trouble.
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  7. Scoop

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    In politics stupidity is not a handicap.

    - Napoleon

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  8. Ernst

    Ernst .30-06 Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    Many decades ago I got this advice on life.

    If it flies, floats or f#*ks,
    Rent!
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  9. sixbennetts

    sixbennetts .270 WIN

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    'It is not a small thing when those, who are so fresh from God, love us.'

    Charles Dickens
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  10. Scoop

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    We learn from history that we do not learn from history.

    - Georg Hegel

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  11. ripjack13

    ripjack13 Resident Sawdust Maker Staff Member Administrator Supporter "Philanthropist"

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    I've always heard it as ....if it's got tits or tires you got trouble.
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  12. sixbennetts

    sixbennetts .270 WIN

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    'I'd rather have this bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy' - Don Rickles.
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    hombre243 .30-06

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    Go Grabowski!

    Neil Armstrong to the reporter interviewing him back on Earth.
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  14. CaddmannQ

    CaddmannQ 12g Supporter

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    "You can’t kill a legend with anything as mundane as facts.".......Ross Barnett
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  15. hombre243

    hombre243 .30-06

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    A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure." — Lee Segall
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  16. John A.

    John A. Unconstitutional laws are not laws. Staff Member Administrator Global Moderator

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    I read a good one today. In reference to the shooting in Va. beach.

    America wasn't founded to make everyone feel safe. It was founded to make them free.
  17. MikeD

    MikeD I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator "Philanthropist"

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    I really lime that John, and it is the truth.



    We have a tin sign hanging in our kitchen which reads

    "If at first you don't succeed than maybe you just suck"
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  18. hombre243

    hombre243 .30-06

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    Mine says, if at first you don't succeed...keep suckin.
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  19. CaddmannQ

    CaddmannQ 12g Supporter

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    The one I heard is, "If at first you don't succeed . . . forget about skydiving."
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  20. hombre243

    hombre243 .30-06

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    There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it. Cicero
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